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Bulls and cows

Postby webbo » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:58 pm

My wife and I went to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits we
stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there
was a sign attached that said,' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.'



My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs and said, 'He mated 50
times last year.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that
said,''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR.'

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'That's more than twice
a week! You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
in capital letters,'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'.


My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and
said, 'That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this
one.'

I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with
the same cow.'

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I
should eventually make a full recovery. :lol: :lol:
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Postby chrisp » Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:37 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: BRILLIANT :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Bill » Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:03 pm

Good joke ~~ but I wonder ~ should I try and explain it to the wife :?

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Postby webbo » Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:19 pm

Bill wrote:Good joke ~~ but I wonder ~ should I try and explain it to the wife :?

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Not unless you too want a visit to intensive care!! :lol:

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