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Should children witness childbirth?

Postby webbo » Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:21 pm

> Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The
> House was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl
> To hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he
> Helped deliver the baby.
>
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> Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and
> Pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic
> Lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor
> Began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and
> Asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just
> Witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in
> There in the first place......smack him again

Bubbles x

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Postby psycho » Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:17 am

Excellent!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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