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[chrisp]

In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex
with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with
a male animal is punishable by death.
Like THAT makes sense.)

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In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a
woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking
directly at them during
the examination.

He may only see their reflection in a mirror.


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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a
corpse. This also applies to undertakers.

The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
decapitation.
(Much worse than 'going blind!')
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to
travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for
virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to
kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.

The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England
but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)

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In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with
her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

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In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
( I presume this was a big enough problem that they
had to pass this law?)

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In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from
vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'

(Is this a great country or what? Well . . . not as
great as Guam !)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30
times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of .... ?) (Did the
government pay for this research??)

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Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that, too.)

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And, the best for last:
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)


If anyone sees my husband at Larnaca Airport can you tell him there's no direct flights to Guam.

Thanks

[webbo]

Nuts indeed!

Bubbles x

[bigdog]

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to
travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for
virgins to marry.


Sounds too good to be true , these virgins are female arn`t they ??

[observer]

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to
travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for
virgins to marry.

Sounds too good to be true , these virgins are female arn`t they

Is too good to be true

Marie Claire Insults Guam
The women of Guam have denounced an article in the international women's fashion magazine, Marie Claire, which stated that Guam women may not marry as virgins and that a man travels the island "deflowering" future brides. The article appeared in the December issue of the magazine and was under the caption title: "Jobs your boyfriend wants".

Lt. Gov. Madeleine Bordallo described the article as disgusting. "It was written in ignorance and I think we have to do something about it," she said.

The Colonised Chamoru Coalition called on Guamanian organizations nationwide to join in protest and boycott the magazine. It has also asked business houses to cease carrying the magazine in their shelves.

Coalition members are seeking legal assistance to determine what action can be taken against Marie Claire.

- Daily Post (23/12/2001)

In fact Guam is about 90% Roman Catholic. You go figure if it's likely.

[Stout]

In the UK, Rapists and child abusers are given light sentences so that they are soon free to offend again.

Burglars are protected by law in case any householder should harm them if caught in the act.

Prisoners are cosseted and are probably better off inside than out.

Drug Crazed Celebrities are worshipped by the young [and encouraged to do so].

Schoolchildren are free to attack their teachers with impunity.

Parents are not allowed to chastise their offspring for fear of prosecution.

The Idle are rewarded, the workers penalised.

Motorists are victimised.

Politicians are corrupt.

The parentage of the Royal Family is dubious.

The Prime Minister [ex] is an habitual liar, give the new one a chance.

No need for a man to sevice the young virgins before marriage,[ they would be rare over the age of twelve.]

In order to avoid upsetting the P.C. brigade, stand with nose in corner and say nothing.

If you are British, expect nothing, if any other nationality, the world is your oyster.

And so on ad infinitum.

The world has gone nuts alright, it may well have started back in our own back-yard [as the song goes].

I have missed out thousands of other examples, it might be a good idea for members to suggest others, give yourself a chance to stop arguing about politics and insulting each other maybe.

[Nikitas]

What is the unemployment rate in Guam?

[observer]

What is the unemployment rate in Guam?

You can find details at the Guam Department of Labor web site here: http://www.guamdol.net/
It even includes a Job Bank!!