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Chastity belt

Postby webbo » Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:12 pm

A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, “If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life.”

So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. “What's wrong?' ” he asks.

“You gave me the wrong key!”

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Postby IcyNoAngel » Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:26 pm

You are repeating yourself. :lol:
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Postby webbo » Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:29 pm

IcyNoAngel wrote:You are repeating yourself. :lol:


Sorry!! Just thought it was funny! :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

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