> Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a
> nursing home
> About then an old Grandpa walked by and one of the old Grandma*s
> yelled out
> saying, *We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.*
>
>
>
> The old man said, *There*s no way you can guess it, you old
> fools.*
>
>
>
> One of the old Grandmas said, *Sure we can! Just drop your pants and
> underwear and we can tell your exact age.*
>
> Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it,
> he
> dropped his drawers.
> .
> The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to
> jump up
> and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, *You*re 89
> years old!*
>
> Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked,
> *How in
> the world did you guess?*
>
> Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three old
> ladies
> happily yelled in unison,
>
> *We were at your birthday party yesterday!*
Bubbles x
