Paul: Ya
Tom: A white horse fell in the mud
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
A BLONDE is in the library , she bangs down a book and says :" too boring, too many characters and no story.
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??
A BLONDE tells her boyfriend, "Come home tomorrow, no one will be at home."
When he goes the next day to her home.......
Her door was locked..
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.
Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor?
A. Oh no, I'm going to fall again!
kids jokes:
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
JOHNY: George!
Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student : Brotherly love.
TEACHER:Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it?
kid: It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead !
Bubbles x
