An elderly couple were sitting at their kitchen table
on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary.
'You know' she said, 'We were probably sitting in the kitchen across from each other 50 years ago.'
'Yeah' he said, 'But we were probably naked.'
'So let's get naked now' she suggested.
So they both took off all their clothes
and sat across from each other.
'You know' she said smiling lovingly
'My nipples feel just as hot, Looking at you today
as they did 50 years ago.'
He replied 'I'm sure they are .........
one is in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.