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That's a very Romish light switch that you're showing us there.

Aidan.

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Is that Saint Aidan??

[tessintrnc]

Mr Grump, where can I buy one? It reminds me of my Dad's bedside light which was a statue of mary and the halo lit up when it was switched on!! It was made of blue and white plastic and was in the best possible taste..... A true family heirloom...................

[cyprusgrump]

That's a very Romish light switch that you're showing us there.

Aidan.

Your psychiatrist told me it was the one from above your bed…

[cyprusgrump]

Mr Grump, where can I buy one? It reminds me of my Dad's bedside light which was a statue of mary and the halo lit up when it was switched on!! It was made of blue and white plastic and was in the best possible taste..... A true family heirloom...................

I think Nadia would know...

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How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Charismatics: Only one. Hands already in the air.

Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.

Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.

Episcopalians: Three. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.

Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.

Jehovah's Witnesses: Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to knock on your door and ask you if you've seen the light!

Mormons: Just one, after his wives have gotten on the school bus.

Amish: What's a light bulb?

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Mr Grump, where can I buy one? It reminds me of my Dad's bedside light which was a statue of mary and the halo lit up when it was switched on!! It was made of blue and white plastic and was in the best possible taste..... A true family heirloom...................

Hi Tess
Bet you had one of those lovely plastic Virgin Mary bottles that held your holy water too!

BTW, do you do anything for Paddy's day up there? There are a few 'Irish societies' this end and they always have great celebrations. My friend has asked us to go to one this year so looking forward to it.


Bubbles x

[tessintrnc]

Mr Grump, where can I buy one? It reminds me of my Dad's bedside light which was a statue of mary and the halo lit up when it was switched on!! It was made of blue and white plastic and was in the best possible taste..... A true family heirloom...................

Hi Tess
Bet you had one of those lovely plastic Virgin Mary bottles that held your holy water too!

BTW, do you do anything for Paddy's day up there? There are a few 'Irish societies' this end and they always have great celebrations. My friend has asked us to go to one this year so looking forward to it.




Bubbles x

We have a few pubs that celebrate - so there will be some guinness flowing (but only from a can I am afraid) !!! As for the holy water - of course I have one of those!!! They are compulsory!! Although it does seem a a bit wicked unscrewing the cap on the back of her head sometimes!!!
Tess