Some years ago whilst at work I received a phone call from a Richard Condon .
The call went something like this :-
Bill ******** speaking
Oh hello ~ Richard Condon here ~ I'd like to pop round to see you for a chat .
Hmm ~ Richard Condom eh ~ that's an unusual name ~ I suppose you're in the personal protection business .
Are you taking the piss out of my name Mr *******
I certainly am ~ now go and play your silly name games with someone else ~ I'm busy .
Do you know who I am
No dick sheath I don't ~~ go away ~ I'm busy .
Less than 5 mins later I got a call from my boss who was to say the least not pleased at me insulting the companies lawyer.
I had to call the guy back and eat humble pie and apologise .
When I eventually met the guy he was pretty decent about the incident and admitted it happened often .
Bill