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Before and after marriage

Postby webbo » Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:25 pm

Before marriage....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.
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Postby Raymanoff » Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:27 pm

:D
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Postby denizaksulu » Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:39 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Postby dms007 » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:48 am

:lol:
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Postby umit07 » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:52 am

good one.
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Postby Natty » Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:15 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now that was funny...
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