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Catch the meat

Postby webbo » Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:16 pm

A man walks into a bar, he sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the barman, "Why are those two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling?"

The barman replies, "It's a competition which we run every night. If you can jump up and touch the meat, you get free drinks for the whole night."

"Great!" says the man, "but what if I can't reach them?"

"Then you have to buy all the drinks for everyone all night," the barman answers. "Do you want to try?"

"No, but thanks anyway."

"Why not?", asks the barman.

"The steaks are too high."

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Postby IcyNoAngel » Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:17 pm

:shock: good thinking
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Postby bigdog » Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:45 am

Definitely one to be told in the pub after a few pints :lol:
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Postby webbo » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:46 pm

bigdog wrote:Definitely one to be told in the pub after a few pints :lol:



Yep, a definite 'groaner' sorry!

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