This one is a bit dodgy, sorry!
A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence.
Bob says 'I got mumps and they were contagious'. Katie says 'My gran had a bug and it was contagious'. Little Sean jumps up and says 'Our neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush and my dad says ''It will take the cuntagious'' '!!!!
Bubbles x