I just popped home to find the plumber with his penis in the dog! Cannot believe that the police will not do anything. The flipping plumber was corgi registered!
Question. How did Pinocchio find out he was made out of wood?
Answer. His hand caught fire!
Women helping her husband set up a computer password. He types in penis. The wife fell off the chair laughing when the computer displays '
Password rejected - not long enough'!!!
Bubbles x