The Best Cyprus Community

Skip to content


Infant size

We all need a good laugh.
Post a reply

Infant size

Postby webbo » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:01 pm

Jack proposed to Jill. Before they marry he confesses that his penis is infant size.
Jill says ' I love you,, I will live with it'.
On the wedding night, Jill starts to scream. Jack asks her what is wrong.
Jill says ' I thought you said your penis is infant size!'
'It is', said Jack. ' It's 7lbs 4 ozs and 12 inches long!!!


HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!


Bubbles x 8) 8) 8)
User avatar
webbo
Main Contributor
Main Contributor
 
Posts: 4698
Joined: Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:08 pm
Top

Postby umit07 » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:03 pm

Sorry bubbles but I read the joke a few time and I just don't get it!












:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
User avatar
umit07
Regular Contributor
Regular Contributor
 
Posts: 2075
Joined: Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:02 pm
Top

Postby Bill » Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:42 pm

umit07 wrote:Sorry bubbles but I read the joke a few time and I just don't get it! :


Be thankful that jack isn't gay because I don't think you would want it .

:lol: :lol:

Bill
Bill
Regular Contributor
Regular Contributor
 
Posts: 1903
Joined: Tue May 16, 2006 10:58 am
Location: ~ Sunny South East Coast of Cyprus
Top

Postby IcyNoAngel » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:25 pm

That could break his spine :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
IcyNoAngel
Contributor
Contributor
 
Posts: 674
Joined: Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:55 pm
Top

Postby webbo » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:44 pm

umit07 wrote:Sorry bubbles but I read the joke a few time and I just don't get it!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Not sure if you are pulling my leg, so just in case - or if anyone else does not get it - a new born baby is generally around that weight and size!!
Hope this clarify matters

Bubbles x 8)
User avatar
webbo
Main Contributor
Main Contributor
 
Posts: 4698
Joined: Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:08 pm
Top

Postby Bill » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:08 pm

Looking at it another way ~ if it came out of one it must go back in
:shock:

Ok ~ Ill get my coat

Bill
Bill
Regular Contributor
Regular Contributor
 
Posts: 1903
Joined: Tue May 16, 2006 10:58 am
Location: ~ Sunny South East Coast of Cyprus
Top

Postby webbo » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:11 pm

Bill wrote:Looking at it another way ~ if it came out of one it must go back in
:shock:

Ok ~ Ill get my coat

Bill


Get your coat indeed young man :shock: :wink: :wink: :shock:


Bubbles x 8)
User avatar
webbo
Main Contributor
Main Contributor
 
Posts: 4698
Joined: Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:08 pm
Top

Postby Bill » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:20 pm

Now that joke was very funny ~ in fact so funny I laughed out loud .

I've now spent at least the last 40 mins explaining it to the house monster. :(

Even the bloody parrot ended up understanding it and laughed :shock:

And it's all your fault :lol:

Bill ~~~~ with a laughing pretty polly
Bill
Regular Contributor
Regular Contributor
 
Posts: 1903
Joined: Tue May 16, 2006 10:58 am
Location: ~ Sunny South East Coast of Cyprus
Top

Postby IcyNoAngel » Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:29 am

webbo wrote:
umit07 wrote:Sorry bubbles but I read the joke a few time and I just don't get it!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Not sure if you are pulling my leg, so just in case - or if anyone else does not get it - a new born baby is generally around that weight and size!!
Hope this clarify matters

Bubbles x 8)


I think it's smaller. 12in means 30.48 cm. What do I know!?!?!.... :lol:
IcyNoAngel
Contributor
Contributor
 
Posts: 674
Joined: Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:55 pm
Top
Post a reply

Return to Jokes and Enigmas

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 6 guests

© 2002 - 2015 Cyprus-Forum.com
powered by phpbb
Cyprus Forum RSS Feed Cyprus Forum Atom Feed