Girls Nite Out
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over enthusiastic
on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped
in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she took off
her panties and used them.
Her friend however, was wearing a expensive pair of panties and did
not want to ruin them and she was lucky enough to squat down next to a
grave that had a wreath with a ribbon, so she proceeded to use that.
After they were finished with their business, they proceeded to go
home.
The next day, one of the women's husband was concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed, very hung over.
He phoned the other husband and said I'm starting to suspect the
worst. My wife came home with no panties'
That's nothing said the other husband, mine came back with a
card stuck to her ass that said.....
''FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU''