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Story time for girls

Postby webbo » Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:09 pm

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? Who's bed???..and Who the hell are you???

Bubbles x 8)
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Re: Story time for girls

Postby Bill » Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:57 pm

webbo wrote:At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? Who's bed???..and Who the hell are you???

Bubbles x 8)


Hmm ~ the future looks bleak ~ better find a younger model and soon.

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Postby umit07 » Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:31 pm

Yes, a good one bubbles!
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