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Postby webbo » Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:59 pm

Bill wrote:
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Posting photoshopped pictures won't do any good,as your credibilty has gone down the pan!

Aidan.


Hold on a minute ~ by saying that the image has been photoshopped are you saying that it's really a piccy of you that has been altered .

Goood grief you are a ugly looking buggerer arn't you ~ even without the addition of the appendage you are a bit on the unusual side ~ now I can understand why you're unemployed, unmarried and such a bitter and lonely person :shock: .

You must be the laughing stock of the village :lol:

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Never mind Nadia. They say there is someone out there for everyone. Must say I had to look bloody hard on internet dating sights but I think I have found you a suitable date. She describes herself as your kindred spirit. Definitely not into other women, suffers from tourettes and collects things of no interest to other people.
Let me know if you are interested and I'll forward you her details.
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She has posed naked to assist you with your fantasies this evening.
Happy wanking
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Postby BC Numismatics » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:01 pm

Webbo - Shithead!

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Postby tessintrnc » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:20 pm

webbo wrote:
Bill wrote:
BC Numismatics wrote:
Posting photoshopped pictures won't do any good,as your credibilty has gone down the pan!

Aidan.


Hold on a minute ~ by saying that the image has been photoshopped are you saying that it's really a piccy of you that has been altered .

Goood grief you are a ugly looking buggerer arn't you ~ even without the addition of the appendage you are a bit on the unusual side ~ now I can understand why you're unemployed, unmarried and such a bitter and lonely person :shock: .



You must be the laughing stock of the village :lol:

Billy lics cath ~ frequently :D




Never mind Nadia. They say there is someone out there for everyone. Must say I had to look bloody hard on internet dating sights but I think I have found you a suitable date. She describes herself as your kindred spirit. Definitely not into other women, suffers from tourettes and collects things of no interest to other people.
Let me know if you are interested and I'll forward you her details.
Pictured here after a day at the beauty parlour.



Image


She has posed naked to assist you with your fantasies this evening.
Happy wanking


Oh Aiden - she is a real stunner!!!! Can I be your bridesmaid? And maybe we can get a gay maouri Nationalist to be the best man??? :lol:
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Postby webbo » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:25 pm

tessintrnc wrote:
webbo wrote:
Bill wrote:
BC Numismatics wrote:
Posting photoshopped pictures won't do any good,as your credibilty has gone down the pan!

Aidan.


Hold on a minute ~ by saying that the image has been photoshopped are you saying that it's really a piccy of you that has been altered .

Goood grief you are a ugly looking buggerer arn't you ~ even without the addition of the appendage you are a bit on the unusual side ~ now I can understand why you're unemployed, unmarried and such a bitter and lonely person :shock: .



You must be the laughing stock of the village :lol:

Billy lics cath ~ frequently :D




Never mind Nadia. They say there is someone out there for everyone. Must say I had to look bloody hard on internet dating sights but I think I have found you a suitable date. She describes herself as your kindred spirit. Definitely not into other women, suffers from tourettes and collects things of no interest to other people.
Let me know if you are interested and I'll forward you her details.
Pictured here after a day at the beauty parlour.



Image


She has posed naked to assist you with your fantasies this evening.
Happy wanking


Oh Aiden - she is a real stunner!!!! Can I be your bridesmaid? And maybe we can get a gay maouri Nationalist to be the best man??? :lol:


:twisted: Flipping heck, beaten to it again. :twisted:

Tess, you really do have too much time on your hands girl! Fight ya for the job, or better still we can walk down the aisle together, nai?

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Postby Eric dayi » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:59 pm

Ladies please, stop fighting, NADIA has lined up his ex-girlfriend for the job.

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Postby LENA » Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:44 pm

Unbelievable where a joke/funny picture can lead you to? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Postby BC Numismatics » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:13 pm

Eric dayi wrote:Ladies please, stop fighting, NADIA has lined up his ex-girlfriend for the job.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Eric,that looks more like you,you Hell-bound scummy Turk!

What a malakas!

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Postby Bill » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:57 pm

I've always fancied a buxom wench in pig tails ~ must stem from my younger years of saving the milk maid pictures off the front of the processed cheese packets so I could have a quick five knuckle shuffle later

Well if your happy Adia fair enough ~ but you must admit she's a bit of a dyke ~ I can't see a dutch boy ever wanting to stick his finger in her ~ but if you fancy it go ahead and give it one ~ She could be your only sexual opportunity ~ don't miss it


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Postby webbo » Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:19 am

Bill wrote:I've always fancied a buxom wench in pig tails ~ must stem from my younger years of saving the milk maid pictures off the front of the processed cheese packets so I could have a quick five knuckle shuffle later

Well if your happy Adia fair enough ~ but you must admit she's a bit of a dyke ~ I can't see a dutch boy ever wanting to stick his finger in her ~ but if you fancy it go ahead and give it one ~ She could be your only sexual opportunity ~ don't miss it


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Bill, why don't you just come right out and say 'w*nk'? :lol: :lol:

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Postby Bill » Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:58 am

I'm trying to confuse Aida with big words :lol:

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