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Postby tessintrnc » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:19 am

nasos007 wrote:can we make a new forum for you to have you fights.

now i know that you all will say 'but he started it' - and you can keep those beliefs...

BUT this is a joke forum (and enigmas don't forget).

So, in short - stop it.

We can't say if you don't like it don't read it SO
If someone posts a joke which you find offensive - tell the moderator. don't tell the rest of the forum members.

I don't care who is gay, who is a slapper and who is going to heaven or hell. And guess what - the majority of the people on the forum don't care either though it pains for me to speak for them.

Please, don't let this get out of control and stop typing utter rubbish that you wouldn't say to your neighbour on your keyboards.nas


The anonomity of a forum like this - remember we are in the JOKES section means that you can have "conversations" and on-line banter that of course you wouldn't have in "real life". Believe me I do have grown up things to say to people when in public!!! But sometimes things are said that are so outrageous and FUNNY (coming from another "grown up" ) that the child in me just can't help responding - and I am not apologising for it - remember laugh and the world laughs with you - w**nk and you w**nk alone (or you should ) :wink:
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Postby cyprusgrump » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:25 am

tessintrnc wrote:
nasos007 wrote:can we make a new forum for you to have you fights.

now i know that you all will say 'but he started it' - and you can keep those beliefs...

BUT this is a joke forum (and enigmas don't forget).

So, in short - stop it.

We can't say if you don't like it don't read it SO
If someone posts a joke which you find offensive - tell the moderator. don't tell the rest of the forum members.

I don't care who is gay, who is a slapper and who is going to heaven or hell. And guess what - the majority of the people on the forum don't care either though it pains for me to speak for them.

Please, don't let this get out of control and stop typing utter rubbish that you wouldn't say to your neighbour on your keyboards.nas


The anonomity of a forum like this - remember we are in the JOKES section means that you can have "conversations" and on-line banter that of course you wouldn't have in "real life". Believe me I do have grown up things to say to people when in public!!! But sometimes things are said that are so outrageous and FUNNY (coming from another "grown up" ) that the child in me just can't help responding - and I am not apologising for it - remember laugh and the world laughs with you - w**nk and you w**nk alone (or you should ) :wink:

Agreed... :wink:
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Postby webbo » Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:06 am

tessintrnc wrote:
nasos007 wrote:can we make a new forum for you to have you fights.

now i know that you all will say 'but he started it' - and you can keep those beliefs...

BUT this is a joke forum (and enigmas don't forget).

So, in short - stop it.

We can't say if you don't like it don't read it SO
If someone posts a joke which you find offensive - tell the moderator. don't tell the rest of the forum members.

I don't care who is gay, who is a slapper and who is going to heaven or hell. And guess what - the majority of the people on the forum don't care either though it pains for me to speak for them.

Please, don't let this get out of control and stop typing utter rubbish that you wouldn't say to your neighbour on your keyboards.nas


The anonomity of a forum like this - remember we are in the JOKES section means that you can have "conversations" and on-line banter that of course you wouldn't have in "real life". Believe me I do have grown up things to say to people when in public!!! But sometimes things are said that are so outrageous and FUNNY (coming from another "grown up" ) that the child in me just can't help responding - and I am not apologising for it - remember laugh and the world laughs with you - w**nk and you w**nk alone (or you should ) :wink:



Tess,

You may not be eligible to be a village idiot if you keep coming out with such wisdom

Enjoy the banter

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Postby BC Numismatics » Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:16 am

Webbo,YOU ARE a village idiot anyway!

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Postby webbo » Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:30 am

BC Numismatics wrote:Webbo,YOU ARE a village idiot anyway!

Aidan.


I know you told me I got my promotion to VI gang yesterday. It's a long way up the intelligence scale from the pondlife you so obviously are.


Jesus just phoned. He hates you after all.


Ooh best buy my ticket for the train to hell! Do you do season passes? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby BC Numismatics » Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:33 am

Webbo,we all know that you were the class clown,& now that you're a village idiot,it goes to prove that you need to be put away in a rubber room.

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Postby webbo » Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:35 am

BC Numismatics wrote:Webbo,we all know that you were the class clown,& now that you're a village idiot,it goes to prove that you need to be put away in a rubber room.

Aidan.


How do they make rooms out of condoms?
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Postby BC Numismatics » Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:39 am

Webbo,the term 'rubber room' is another way of saying 'padded cell'.

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Postby webbo » Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:04 am

BC Numismatics wrote:Webbo,the term 'rubber room' is another way of saying 'padded cell'.

Aidan.




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is it?
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Postby cyprusgrump » Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:22 am

Check out this webcam at Nadia's house...

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