A wife asks her husband if she could spend £10,000 on a boob job?
"No need to spend all that money i know a way with loo paper".
"How?" she asks
"Well!" he says, "you get 2 squares fold them in half and then rub it between your cleavage at least once every day."
"Dont be stupid! That will never work!" She says.
"Of course it will, look what its done to your f****ing a*se"
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