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Postby webbo » Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:05 am

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent 12 Calories

Without her consent 2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands 8 Calories

With one hand 12 Calories

With your teeth 485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection 6 Calories

Without an erection 3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:

Missionary 12 Calories

69 lying down 78 Calories

69 standing up 812 Calories

Wheelbarrow 216 Calories

Doggy Style 326 Calories

Italian chandelier 2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:

Real 112 Calories

Fake 1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging 18 Calories

Getting up immediately 36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:

If you are:

20-29 years 36 Calories

30-39 years 80 Calories

40-49 years 124 Calories

50-59 years 1972 Calories

60-69 years 7,916 Calories

70 and over Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:

Calmly 32 Calories

In a hurry 98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door 5,218 Calories With your wife knocking at the door

13,521 Calories

Results may vary!

THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD Right now, as you read this, 69 Million people are having SEX! And you're on the computer!!!

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Postby IcyNoAngel » Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:23 pm

Had a break. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby webbo » Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:55 pm

[quote="IcyNoAngel"]Had a break. :lol: :lol: :lol:[/quote

Good witty reply! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Bill » Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:43 pm

Cyber sex :shock: :? :? :? :? :roll:

Bill ~ who sadly thinks oral sex is just talking about it
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