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broken back cowgirl

Postby bigdog » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:25 pm

Broke Back Mountain Lady



A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.



Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.



She thought long and hard about it, and when

no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.



He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.



For weeks the two of them worked hard and
the ranch was doing very well.



Then one day, the rancher's widow said 'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.'



The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night.



He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering th e room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.



She quietly called him over to her.



'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.



'Now take off my boots..' He did as she asked, ever so slowly.



'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.



'Now take off my skirt.'



He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the firelight.



'Now take off my bra.' Again, with
trembling hands did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.



Then she looked at him and said: 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!'
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Postby IcyNoAngel » Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:11 pm

Very good... I was hopping for some shagging in the end.. but it seems I was wrong. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Phill » Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:01 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Eliko » Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:09 pm

It's a good job the rancher wasn't a Scotsman, the widow might have received a shock when he dropped the skirt !. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby cyprusgrump » Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:43 am

Very good although I believe is was © Dave Allen about 1979 ;-)
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Postby IcyNoAngel » Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:08 pm

cyprusgrump wrote:Very good although I believe is was © Dave Allen about 1979 ;-)


So? :D
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