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[Bill]

Tess (ticles as well as cath lics)

Wow ~ what a great team you and your sister could be

Bill

[webbo]

q. How do you know if a Kiwi has hacked your computer?

a. The RAM is screwed

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Q. how does a new zealand man find a sheep in long grass?

A.PLEASURABLE!!!!

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Hey, did you hear that Kiwi farmers have found a new use for sheep? They call it WOOL....well fancy that eh?

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Q What is the smallest organ in a sheep?
A The kiwis penis

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Q What is the difference between a Limousine and a sheep?
A Not all kiwis have been in a Limousine

[kafenes]

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand , walks into a
small Village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.
He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi
"G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?"
Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the
villager)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and
takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Kiwi: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either.....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the
elements."
Kiwi: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Kiwi: (in a panic) "The sheep's a liar.."