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[Phill]

A woman is frustrated with her love life because her husband has a massive crush on Brigitte Bardot and ignores her completely. To win back his attentions, she goes to a tattooist to have the letters "BB" tattooed on her breasts. The Tattooist warns her that age and gravity will probably make this unattractive later in life, and suggests she have the tattoo on her bottom instead. She agrees and bends over to receive a "B" on each buttock. when her husband gets home from work that night she greets him by winking at him, turning around, bending over and slowly lifting her dress to expose the new artwork. "What do you think?" the wife asks, seeking his approval. "Eh!" the husband replies..... "Who the f**k is BoB?"

[cyprusgrump]

A woman is frustrated with her love life because her husband has a massive crush on Brigitte Bardot and ignores her completely. To win back his attentions, she goes to a tattooist to have the letters "BB" tattooed on her breasts. The Tattooist warns her that age and gravity will probably make this unattractive later in life, and suggests she have the tattoo on her bottom instead. She agrees and bends over to receive a "B" on each buttock. when her husband gets home from work that night she greets him by winking at him, turning around, bending over and slowly lifting her dress to expose the new artwork. "What do you think?" the wife asks, seeking his approval. "Eh!" the husband replies..... "Who the f**k is BoB?"

Are you allowed to use that joke after 1986?

[webbo]

A woman is frustrated with her love life because her husband has a massive crush on Brigitte Bardot and ignores her completely. To win back his attentions, she goes to a tattooist to have the letters "BB" tattooed on her breasts. The Tattooist warns her that age and gravity will probably make this unattractive later in life, and suggests she have the tattoo on her bottom instead. She agrees and bends over to receive a "B" on each buttock. when her husband gets home from work that night she greets him by winking at him, turning around, bending over and slowly lifting her dress to expose the new artwork. "What do you think?" the wife asks, seeking his approval. "Eh!" the husband replies..... "Who the f**k is BoB?"

Are you allowed to use that joke after 1986?

Why not? Not sure what I am missing here...

Bubbles x

[bigdog]

The first version I heard it was WOW

[cyprusgrump]

A woman is frustrated with her love life because her husband has a massive crush on Brigitte Bardot and ignores her completely. To win back his attentions, she goes to a tattooist to have the letters "BB" tattooed on her breasts. The Tattooist warns her that age and gravity will probably make this unattractive later in life, and suggests she have the tattoo on her bottom instead. She agrees and bends over to receive a "B" on each buttock. when her husband gets home from work that night she greets him by winking at him, turning around, bending over and slowly lifting her dress to expose the new artwork. "What do you think?" the wife asks, seeking his approval. "Eh!" the husband replies..... "Who the f**k is BoB?"

Are you allowed to use that joke after 1986?

Why not? Not sure what I am missing here...

Bubbles x

Um... it is just quite old...

[Eliko]

I believe the original version makes more sense:-

The woman wishes to have a swallow tattooed on each buttock, the tattooist informs her that he is not very good at drawing 'Birds' and offers her the alternative of two 'Bees'.

She accepts his offer and the rest is history.

[cyprusgrump]

In the original version the tattooist is working in some ancient script…

[Eliko]

cyprusgrump, you are absolutely right, I believe this joke was originally written in Hieroglyphics, it can be seen on one of the walls in 'King Tut's' tomb and was handed down by his great great grandfather.

[cyprusgrump]

cyprusgrump, you are absolutely right, I believe this joke was originally written in Hieroglyphics, it can be seen on one of the walls in 'King Tut's' tomb and was handed down by his great great grandfather.

[Eliko]

With nothing better to do, I have researched the origin of this joke and discovered a remarkable fact about it.

It is recorded in the 'Holy Bible' and the actual 'Tattooing' is accredited to the Devil himself.

As Adam is quite unaware of what he should do with Eve (although Eve was, like all women, perfectly aware of what she wanted ), the Devil undertook the art-work in order to attract Adam's attention.

He was unable to draw birds, drew bees, and poor Adam naturally uttered the words, "Who in the Lord's name is Bob ?" ( an obvious exclamation since he thought he was the only man on the face of the earth.

Bad language had not yet been discovered in those days, therefore I am inclined to believe that this is the world,s First Joke !.