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by **Eliko** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:21 pm

cyprusgrump, according to your cartoon, there WAS a Bob !. :lol:

by **cyprusgrump** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:42 pm

Eliko wrote:cyprusgrump, according to your cartoon, there WAS a Bob !.

Noooooooooo... that's god you see... he's taken on the form of Aidan, oops I mean Adam of course. :oops:

by **Eliko** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:02 pm

If that be the case cyprusgrump, are we actually witnessing the First act of voyeurism, together with the birth of the world's First joke ?. :lol:

by **cyprusgrump** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:17 pm

Eliko wrote:If that be the case cyprusgrump, are we actually witnessing the First act of voyeurism, together with the birth of the world's First joke ?.

Indeed...

by **webbo** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:53 pm

cyprusgrump wrote:
webbo wrote:
cyprusgrump wrote:
Phill wrote:A woman is frustrated with her love life because her husband has a massive crush on Brigitte Bardot and ignores her completely. To win back his attentions, she goes to a tattooist to have the letters "BB" tattooed on her breasts. The Tattooist warns her that age and gravity will probably make this unattractive later in life, and suggests she have the tattoo on her bottom instead. She agrees and bends over to receive a "B" on each buttock. when her husband gets home from work that night she greets him by winking at him, turning around, bending over and slowly lifting her dress to expose the new artwork. "What do you think?" the wife asks, seeking his approval. "Eh!" the husband replies..... "Who the f**k is BoB?"

Are you allowed to use that joke after 1986?

Why not? Not sure what I am missing here...

Bubbles x

Um... it is just quite old...

Doh! Brain, gear, motion!!!!!

Bubbles x

by **Phill** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:42 pm

I'l get my coat then guys...... :lol:

3 Nun's are waiting to enter the big pearly gates,
St Peter states that as they are Nuns they must answer some very simple questions in order to gain entry.
To the first Nun... "What was the name of the first man on earth?"
"Are you serious? Adam!" she said.
Correct you may enter.
To the 2nd Nun... "What was the name of the first woman on earth?"
"Easy... Eve!"
"Correct, you may enter."
To the 3rd Nun, "Well obviously these questions are too easy so I'll make this one more difficult.... What was the first thing that Eve said to Adam?"
"Er...." she said "Thats a had one!"

"Correct, you may also enter..." :shock: