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[Phill]

Little Johnny runs into the farmhouse where his mum and grandma are shelling peas. He yells, "Mum! the Bull's f***ing the cow!" Grandma gasps and clutches her chest in horror. Mum drags little Johnny outside by the scruff of his neck and says, "Now listen here Johnny, you can't go around saying rude words like that! You have to think up another word instead. How about the Bull is SURPRISING the cow?" So little Johnny is a bit confused, but shrugs and runs off outside to play again. Five minutes later he runs back inside and shouts, "Mum, Mum, the bull is surprising all of the cows now!" Mum sighs and says to Johnny, "No, Johnny. He can't be surprising all of the cows at once!" "Yes he is..." yells little Johnny "" He's Surprising all of the cows............
He's F***ing the horse!"

[IcyNoAngel]

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Good un!



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