I was speaking to an old English chap who was quite interested in the fact that I am in Cyprus as he was here some Seventy years ago as a young man.
In the course of the telephone conversation, I did mention the fact that there is a certain amount of disharmony here due to the invasion of 1974.
When I informed him that there about 40,000 Turkish troops occupying the North of the island, he uttered a throaty growl and came up with the answer to the problem.
"Tell'em to sling yer bleeden 'ook mate, g'won sling yer bleeden 'ook".
I wonder if that might work, what do members think ?.