> have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing".
> "What do they say?" the priest inquired.
>
> "They only know how to say ..... Hi, we're prostitutes, D'ya wanna have
> some fun?"
>
> "That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest, "but I have a solution to your
> problem, bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them > with my two male parrots who I have taught to pray and read the bible. My > parrots will teach yours to stop saying that terrible phrase and will learn > to praise and worship instead."
>
> "Thank you" the woman responded.
>
> The next day the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
>
> His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. > The woman put her two female parrots in with the two male parrots and the > females immediately said "Hi, we're prostitutes, D'ya wanna have some fun?"
>
> One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims "Put the f*** > ing beads down Frank, our prayers have been answered!!
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