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[webbo]

Last month, a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.
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> The only question asked was:>
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> "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions
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> to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
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> The survey was a huge failure because:
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> · In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
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> · In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
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> · In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
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> · In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
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> · In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
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> · In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
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> · In the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

Bubbles x

[Bill]

Excellent

And sadly so true .

Bill

[Eliko]

Hey webbo, you left out Israel, THEY didn't know what 'Give' meant.

[webbo]

Whilst we’re on the subject of surveys, a recent survey in Britain asked the following question:

Are there too many foreigners in this country now?

Answers:
20%: YES
10% : NO
70% : معهد الأمن العالمي بواشنط

B x

[Eliko]

webbo, better still.

[webbo]

webbo, better still.

You mean that it did actually add up to 100%, yes?

BUBBLES X

[Mills Chapman]

I think these are the funniest jokes I have seen on Cyprus Forum in three years.

I started crying from laughter, and my back was hurting too.

Well done, Webbles/Bubbo.

[webbo]

I think these are the funniest jokes I have seen on Cyprus Forum in three years.

I started crying from laughter, and my back was hurting too.

Well done, Webbles/Bubbo.

Thank you kind sir, glad to brighten your day. We aim to please!

Bubbles and Webbo x

[Phill]

how true...........

[Bill]

I think these are the funniest jokes I have seen on Cyprus Forum in three years.

I started crying from laughter, and my back was hurting too.

Well done, Webbles/Bubbo.

Thank you kind sir, glad to brighten your day. We aim to please!

Bubbles and Webbo x

Have you bought that book I recommended yet webbles

Bill ~ Just started another ~~~ stavrolexo