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Jeremy Beadle RIP

Postby cyprusgrump » Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:20 pm

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It's a shame really about Jeremy, life did deal him a shit hand.

And, how sick that they're going to televise his cremation and call it "you've been flamed"

Jeremy has requested that his remains be recycled into compost. TV sources say he could be back in the autumn with "Watch out, Beadles a sprout"

Edit - he had a small cock......but on the other hand it looked quite big
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Postby BC Numismatics » Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:29 pm

Cyprusgrump,I did see an old episode of 'Beadle's About' when it was screened on New Zealand T.V. many years ago.I reckon that he was like another Jasper Carrott.

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Re: Jeremy Beadle RIP

Postby webbo » Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:47 pm

cyprusgrump wrote:Image

It's a shame really about Jeremy, life did deal him a shit hand.

And, how sick that they're going to televise his cremation and call it "you've been flamed"

Jeremy has requested that his remains be recycled into compost. TV sources say he could be back in the autumn with "Watch out, Beadles a sprout"

Edit - he had a small cock......but on the other hand it looked quite big


Did you know that he died at half 6 - when the big hand was next to the little hand! :oops: :oops:

Bubbles x 8)
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Re: Jeremy Beadle RIP

Postby cyprusgrump » Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:53 pm

webbo wrote:
cyprusgrump wrote:Image

It's a shame really about Jeremy, life did deal him a shit hand.

And, how sick that they're going to televise his cremation and call it "you've been flamed"

Jeremy has requested that his remains be recycled into compost. TV sources say he could be back in the autumn with "Watch out, Beadles a sprout"

Edit - he had a small cock......but on the other hand it looked quite big


Did you know that he died at half 6 - when the big hand was next to the little hand! :oops: :oops:

Bubbles x 8)

Yes! :lol:




That was also posted in the pub first... :wink:
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Postby miltiades » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:05 pm

He raised a great deal of money for charity , in fact the amounts raised exceeded a million pounds.
Frankly I think "black" jokes would be offensive to those who knew him and more so to his family .
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Re: Jeremy Beadle RIP

Postby webbo » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:06 pm

cyprusgrump wrote:
webbo wrote:
cyprusgrump wrote:Image

It's a shame really about Jeremy, life did deal him a shit hand.

And, how sick that they're going to televise his cremation and call it "you've been flamed"

Jeremy has requested that his remains be recycled into compost. TV sources say he could be back in the autumn with "Watch out, Beadles a sprout"

Edit - he had a small cock......but on the other hand it looked quite big


Did you know that he died at half 6 - when the big hand was next to the little hand! :oops: :oops:

Bubbles x 8)

Yes! :lol:




That was also posted in the pub first... :wink:


:oops: :oops: Thanks!! Mine was via text messages last night!!

Bubbles x 8)
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Postby cyprusgrump » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:07 pm

He did raise loads for charity and hits off to him for that…

But he was also the king of jokers – I have a sneaky suspicion that he’d approve. ;-)
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Postby bigdog » Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:29 pm

I see that after the funeral they are having a small finger buffet :D
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Postby BC Numismatics » Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:35 pm

Bubbles,half 6 is when the big hand is on top of the small hand,not next to each other.

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Postby Eliko » Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:40 pm

BC Numismatics wrote:Bubbles,half 6 is when the big hand is on top of the small hand,not next to each other.

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Actually it is not, since the little hand would be between the 6 and 7. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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