This old lady went to see the doctor on behalf of her sick husband who was bedriddden with flu.
"Take these tablets exactly as i tell you' he says:
"Take one today, skip tomorrow, 2 on wednesday, 1 on Thursday, skip Friday, 2 on Saturday and skip Sunday, then come back Monday morning and let me know.
Monday morning she goes to the surgery
"Well how is your husband" asks the doctor.
Dead!!!! she replies
"Oh my god! those tablets shouldn't of killed him!" says the doctor.
"It wasn't the tablets that killed him it was all that SKIPPING!!!!