I ask because one of my overiding memories of the holy hallowed shores of Cyprus was the sheer collossal abundance of "Cabarets", or unabashed Ho Houses as we call them in the normal world.
A cabaret being a french genteel term for a place of light entertainment, which may include fully clothed dancers and stand up comedians.
In fact, last time I was in Cyprus, they were springing up everywhere at a rate of knots, to the extent the Russians were taking over the whole seedy underground scene and these lurid holes began to outnumber doctor's surgeries and schools (always a sign of a healthy society that).
Naturally, Cyprus's downtrodden female population (hand in glove with the complicit hypocritical Greek Orthodox church) have no problem with these places. So long as the blokes wash their cocks before they slip into bed (don't want it whiffing too bad in the morning and upsetting the dogs) and so long as the credit card debt doesn't get so bad that homelessness beckons by the week's end.
Funny old country Cyprus. You can sleep with God knows how many illegally imported exploited sex slaves from Russia, show your wife the digital camera shots of her snatch to rub it in as punishment, yet if you are friends with a gay bloke, you deserve to hang by the yard arm and be thrown to the Turks.
Anyway, back to my original question.
Have you ever been?
No pressure.