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Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be Prime Minister. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tuxedo rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have toshave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

[zan]

And women make sure we suffer their mood swings....The pain in their feet..The cost of new shoes...Their incompetence at the Garage......The big guy they just pissed off.....Half our suit case....Our friends forgetfulness....Our razor burns when they use our new blade to shave heir legs...And not being able to ask them to get rid of facial hair although it makes us feel like we are kissing our aged aunt....

[webbo]

And women make sure we suffer their mood swings....The pain in their feet..The cost of new shoes...Their incompetence at the Garage......The big guy they just pissed off.....Half our suit case....Our friends forgetfulness....Our razor burns when they use our new blade to shave heir legs...And not being able to ask them to get rid of facial hair although it makes us feel like we are kissing our aged aunt....

NOT GUILTY!!!!

Bubbles x

[joe]

And women make sure we suffer their mood swings....The pain in their feet..The cost of new shoes...Their incompetence at the Garage......The big guy they just pissed off.....Half our suit case....Our friends forgetfulness....Our razor burns when they use our new blade to shave heir legs...And not being able to ask them to get rid of facial hair although it makes us feel like we are kissing our aged aunt....

Zan hehhh, Zan. I can't believe that i actually agree with one of your comments for a change.

Have you ever gotten a phone call and its your girl she is in a gas station, her car is almost running on empty and the conversation goes a little something like this:

Her:Joe, i am at the gas station
Me: Ok sweetie.
Her:The car is almost out of gas
Me: ok sweetie.
Her:I do not know how to fill the car up with gas
Me:ok sweetie
Her:Can you come and help me
Me:ok sweetie

How about when women ask you how they look in a particular outfit. I do not like this question at all. I always say, you look good in it! Then her best friend comes and tells her "what were you thinking" when you put that outfit on. Now, shes upset at me? like i'm the one who made that rude comment. She said what? But Hon, you look good in anything you wear! How was i not being helpful? Your friend wasn't being helpful! and frankly, i dont like her! What did i say now?

[zan]

And women make sure we suffer their mood swings....The pain in their feet..The cost of new shoes...Their incompetence at the Garage......The big guy they just pissed off.....Half our suit case....Our friends forgetfulness....Our razor burns when they use our new blade to shave heir legs...And not being able to ask them to get rid of facial hair although it makes us feel like we are kissing our aged aunt....

NOT GUILTY!!!!

Bubbles x

I didn't mean to offend you Bubbles (I wanted to name my daughter Bubbles by the way, so my wife gave me two sons ) If I had another son in this day of computers I would call him i-Mac or if a girl, Imac (Don't know if this joke works..Was that stuff called imac, for removing facial hair???)

[webbo]

And women make sure we suffer their mood swings....The pain in their feet..The cost of new shoes...Their incompetence at the Garage......The big guy they just pissed off.....Half our suit case....Our friends forgetfulness....Our razor burns when they use our new blade to shave heir legs...And not being able to ask them to get rid of facial hair although it makes us feel like we are kissing our aged aunt....

NOT GUILTY!!!!

Bubbles x

I didn't mean to offend you Bubbles (I wanted to name my daughter Bubbles by the way, so my wife gave me two sons ) If I had another son in this day of computers I would call him i-Mac or if a girl, Imac (Don't know if this joke works..Was that stuff called imac, for removing facial hair???)

Just pointing out that I am not hairy, thank God - sorry for the confusion. Why Bubbles - you watch Ad Fab?
Got the joke!

Bubbles x

[zan]

And women make sure we suffer their mood swings....The pain in their feet..The cost of new shoes...Their incompetence at the Garage......The big guy they just pissed off.....Half our suit case....Our friends forgetfulness....Our razor burns when they use our new blade to shave heir legs...And not being able to ask them to get rid of facial hair although it makes us feel like we are kissing our aged aunt....

NOT GUILTY!!!!

Bubbles x

I didn't mean to offend you Bubbles (I wanted to name my daughter Bubbles by the way, so my wife gave me two sons ) If I had another son in this day of computers I would call him i-Mac or if a girl, Imac (Don't know if this joke works..Was that stuff called imac, for removing facial hair???)

Just pointing out that I am not hairy, thank God - sorry for the confusion. Why Bubbles - you watch Ad Fab?
Got the joke!

Bubbles x

~Just like the name bubbles in a moment of madness...Cute I think....Maybe better for a cat.