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The ex-girlfriend

Postby cyprusgrump » Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:57 pm

I still sometimes have a wank over the ex-girlfriend...

I've still got the keys to her flat and she is a heavy sleeper... :oops:
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Re: The ex-girlfriend

Postby Sega » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:12 pm

cyprusgrump wrote:I still sometimes have a wank over the ex-girlfriend...

I've still got the keys to her flat and she is a heavy sleeper... :oops:


You for real man, try and get a new one. Sometimes newer models are better.
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Re: The ex-girlfriend

Postby kokorosie » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:14 pm

Sega wrote:
cyprusgrump wrote:I still sometimes have a wank over the ex-girlfriend...

I've still got the keys to her flat and she is a heavy sleeper... :oops:


You for real man, try and get a new one. Sometimes newer models are better.


Well depends what r u up to \keys and heavy sleep 8) :oops:

But if it's more :cry: just let it be
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Re: The ex-girlfriend

Postby Bill » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:20 pm

cyprusgrump wrote:I still sometimes have a wank over the ex-girlfriend...

I've still got the keys to her flat and she is a heavy sleeper... :oops:


I take it that you provide your own tissues ~ you don't want to be accused of theft :lol:

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Re: The ex-girlfriend

Postby cyprusgrump » Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:05 am

Bill wrote:
cyprusgrump wrote:I still sometimes have a wank over the ex-girlfriend...

I've still got the keys to her flat and she is a heavy sleeper... :oops:


I take it that you provide your own tissues ~ you don't want to be accused of theft :lol:

Bill

Well done for spotting that it was a joke Bill!
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Re: The ex-girlfriend

Postby webbo » Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:26 am

cyprusgrump wrote:I still sometimes have a wank over the ex-girlfriend...

I've still got the keys to her flat and she is a heavy sleeper... :oops:


Grump ............................................ :lol:

Bubbles x 8)
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Re: The ex-girlfriend

Postby cyprusgrump » Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:58 am

webbo wrote:
cyprusgrump wrote:I still sometimes have a wank over the ex-girlfriend...

I've still got the keys to her flat and she is a heavy sleeper... :oops:


Grump ............................................ :lol:

Bubbles x 8)

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Postby BC Numismatics » Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:21 am

Cyprusgrump likes to have a wank,but I don't think that he can get it up.

Aidan.
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Postby cyprusgrump » Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:43 am

BC Numismatics wrote:Cyprusgrump likes to have a wank,but I don't think that he can get it up.

Aidan.

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You ridiculous dribbling retard Nadia…

By the way, you didn’t answer my question on the other thread about if you were married or not? :?
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Postby Bill » Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:16 pm

cyprusgrump wrote:
BC Numismatics wrote:Cyprusgrump likes to have a wank,but I don't think that he can get it up.

Aidan.

:roll:

You ridiculous dribbling retard Nadia…

By the way, you didn’t answer my question on the other thread about if you were married or not? :?


From what I can remember from his various posts on this and other sites I would say no ~ which gives you a clue why he is so preoccupied with wanking ~ thankfully he doesn't have any children .

At a guess he may have been married but going off his posts on here I bet she didn't hang round for to long.

I just hope she wasn't Catholic .

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