The Ladies Bathroom
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to use the men's rest room, but it had always been engaged.
A nurse noticed his predicament. " Sir," she said. "You can use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.'
He did what he needed to,and as he sat there he looked at the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified wtth letters: WW,WA,PP, and a red one labelled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist, he pushed WW and warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's rest rooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff gently caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies rest room was more than a rest room, it was tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed it's pleasure, he pushed the ATR button which he knew would be extreme ecstasy.
The next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in his hospital bed and a nurse was looking down on him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I knew I pressed the APR button."
The smirking nurse responded, "The APR button is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
MEN NEVER LISTEN!
"Your penis is under your pillow!" 
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