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NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN

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NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN

Postby Marz » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:41 am

HAHaHaHa FISHERMAN got Busted!..............


A man called home to his wife and said, ' Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be
gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion
I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week
and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I
will swing by the house to pick my things up'

' Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. '

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is,
did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking
good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But
why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?'

You'll love the answer...

The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box'
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Re: NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN

Postby webbo » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:44 pm

Let that be a lesson to all you men, Ha, Ha!

Bubbles x 8)
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Postby IcyNoAngel » Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:46 pm

ha ha, that was one who didn't know how to lie :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby T_C » Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:57 pm

SHAME!!! :lol:
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Postby Phill » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:44 pm

Nothing will bite unless you get your tackle out!! :shocked:
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Postby kokorosie » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:16 pm

hahahah :P
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