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A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've
> been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
> "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?
> His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand
> in
> front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat:
> I do not have a headache.
> I do not have a headache.
> I do not have a headache.
> It worked! The headaches are all gone!"
> The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
> His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire
> in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the
> hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"
> The husband agrees to try it.
> Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his
> clothes grabs his wife and carries her into the bedroom.
> He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
> He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps
> into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
> His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
> The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."
> He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even
> better than the first time.
> The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
> Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back"
> With that, he goes back in the bathroom.
> This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she
> sees
> him standing at the mirror and saying:
> "She's not my wife."
> "She's not my wife."
> "She's not my wife!"
>
> His funeral service will be held on Monday.

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