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by **Pumpy** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:52 pm

Joker.

Two hints that will serve you well.

1) Stop wasting your time believing in pixies and sky fairies. It doesn't exist, there is no god out there that is looking out for you, ready to save you. It's all bollocks.

2) Get out there, find a lady and get shafting!!

by **GorillaGal** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:59 pm

awww pumpy, it is admirable the guy is waiting for the right woman. i applaud the guy. more guys like him would mean less sexually transmitted diseases.

by **Pumpy** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:03 pm

GorillaGal wrote:awww pumpy, it is admirable the guy is waiting for the right woman. i applaud the guy. more guys like him would mean less sexually transmitted diseases.

Come off it, there's a vast difference between rampant, irresponsible whoring, and getting out there with a johnny in your wallet looking for a spot of fun.

Ok, so he's looking for 'The One' (Yawwwnn) How do you know it's the One, unless you've got to know her properly. And I mean, properly.

It's impossible. This isn't a balanced way to go about things.

Don't laden yourself down with socially constrictive, repressive 'morals'. It's a lie, concocted centuries ago, to keep mugs like joker in line.

Fuck god. he don't exist, get out there, live life.

by **phoenix** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:09 pm

Actually the great moral lie was concocted to repress women . . . not men. Somehow Joker is overly confused :lol:

by **GorillaGal** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:10 pm

phoenix wrote:Actually the great moral lie was concocted to repress women . . . not men. Somehow Joker is overly confused

this is true! we found something else we agree on Phoenix!
EVE WAS FRAMED

by **Pumpy** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:11 pm

phoenix wrote:Actually the great moral lie was concocted to repress women . . . not men. Somehow Joker is overly confused

You're actually right there! It was more to keep women under the thumb rather than the manly maraudering men, for whom getting your willy wet was more of a duty than a heinous crime to our Lord.

Joker - seriously, don't waste your life away. You have one life. Get out there, enjoy yourself!

It pains me to think of someone wasting their life like that, all because of a blind faith in a pixie in the sky.

by **phoenix** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:15 pm

Yeah this belief in an imaginary "being" that tells you what to do and how to do it, has a lot to answer for.

Making you withhold sex is only the start of "his" insane instructions :roll:

by **Sotos** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:20 am

joker-san wrote:I am 24 years old virgin man. I have been in Cyprus for 3 years and i am waiting to break the virginity for the one that i really love.But I couldn't find anyone. i don't want to stay as a virgin anymore and it gives me 2much pressure.Some says "just do it God is forgiven God".Some says until you break the virgin, you are not a man yet". But God said adultery and fornication are sins and unforgiving.Again In New testament Jesus Christ said to Merry Madalyn "Sins no more,your sins are forgiven" What i have to believe.What i should have to do..?

Hey joker, don't bullshit us about Gods and things. You just didn't find a girl that will want to have sex with you thats it

If some nice looking girl comes on you then you would forget about your Gods and everything

by **Bill** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:35 am

phoenix wrote:Yeah this belief in an imaginary "being" that tells you what to do and how to do it, has a lot to answer for.

Making you withhold sex is only the start of "his" insane instructions

My wife believes it :cry:

Bill

by **webbo** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:50 am

Bill wrote:
phoenix wrote:Yeah this belief in an imaginary "being" that tells you what to do and how to do it, has a lot to answer for.

Making you withhold sex is only the start of "his" insane instructions

My wife believes it

Bill

Bill, I would feel sorry for you honestly I would, but cannot stop laughing :lol:

Bubbles x

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