Right, you petulant, ill-educated lot. And I'm talking about GCs and TCs.
I'm sick and tired of your whinging and pissing and moaning. And I'm sick of reading reams of propaganda and biased stats and non-facts and general bullshit, so it's time you listened to the Pumpy.
Put down your weird stupid overpriced fucked up frozen coffee drinks (repulsive beverages and I've no idea why Cypriots like them) and learn.
My task today is thus.
I want you to engage in discussion, regarding the name sake of this here forum. I.e. The Cyprus Problem. Except the golden rule (and if you break it, I'll be pissed. So watch it) is that you are only permitted to write things that you concede to the other side. Concilliatory words. Admissions of guilt and responsibility. Areas of agreement.
No argument, no insults, no name calling, no baiting, nothing that could be construed as a disagreement. If you disagree, ignore this thread. Otherwise you're clearly a stubborn retard.
I'll kick proceedings off with this:
Undeniable fact number one:
Regardless of any notion of provocation and justification, and regardless of any insinuation of guilt concerning human rights abuses, the Turks must accept and agree that in 1974, the mainland government invaded the Island of Cyprus, thereby killing, displacing and removing people from their homes.
Undeniable fact number two:
During the 60s and 70s, the far-Right in the newly formed Republic of Cyprus caused political instability by violence, political intimidation and the pursuit of an extremist policy (enosis) which acted as a catalyst for the disastrous events of 1974.
What I want to see now, is people of various views offering even the smallest sign of agreement. Or, posing their own comments which offer cause for unity to the usual natural opposition.
I'll cut the bullshit - I want to see GCs and TCs being nice to eachother.
Now get the fuck on with it, before I lose my patience.