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We didnt have a decent joke for days now.
Come on people did we run out of jokes?
At least you webbo should have something??

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Let me try.

An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.
The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, “You’re in charge of sweeping.” He then jabs a thin finger at the Irishman, “You’re in charge of digging.” Finally, he turns to the Chinaman, “And you’re in charge of supplies. Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile.”
Two hours later, the foreman returns to find the pile of sand untouched, and the Italian and Irishman standing nearby. “Why didn’t you touch it?” he says.
The Italian looks at him. “We didn’t have a broom or shovel. You said the Chinese guy was in charge of supplies, but he disappeared and we couldn’t find him.” Annoyed, the foreman storms off to find the errant Oriental. Just then, the Chinaman leaps from behind the sand. “SUPPLIEEEES!” he yells.

[Stout]

Hmfff!, this joke makes no sense at all.
Firstly, what possible task could the three men undertake with the information given other than to dig a hole and bury the sand ?....pointless.
Secondly, if the task was not completed the Italian would have retreated, thus avoiding his Bosses anger....obvious.
Thirdly, any self-respecting Irishman left alone for two hours on a building site with nothing to do, would be sozzled by the time the Boss came back....fact.
Finally, the Chinaman would have shouted, "SuFFlieeees !" or "SuFFRieeees !" depending on which part of the Orient he came from....certainty.

The Irishman should have been left in charge, at least (being sozzled) he would have had a good excuse for not having completed the task !.

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Speaking of gorillas ....

A guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one. "Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks. "Boy," is the man's response. "Oh yeah, I can do it. I'll be right there," says the service guy.
An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some instructions: "Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's t e s t i c les off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on him."
The man asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?"
The service guy replies, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the Chihuahua.

[GorillaGal]

Hmfff!, this joke makes no sense at all.
Firstly, what possible task could the three men undertake with the information given other than to dig a hole and bury the sand ?....pointless.
Secondly, if the task was not completed the Italian would have retreated, thus avoiding his Bosses anger....obvious.
Thirdly, any self-respecting Irishman left alone for two hours on a building site with nothing to do, would be sozzled by the time the Boss came back....fact.
Finally, the Chinaman would have shouted, "SuFFlieeees !" or "SuFFRieeees !" depending on which part of the Orient he came from....certainty.

The Irishman should have been left in charge, at least (being sozzled) he would have had a good excuse for not having completed the task !.

[webbo]

We didnt have a decent joke for days now.
Come on people did we run out of jokes?
At least you webbo should have something??

Sorry, been really busy of late and just spent the weekend away with some friends. Too much food, beer and laughter, the perfect recipe for dark winter nights.........................................

Will try harder next week if that is ok ?

Bubbles x