by Pumpy » Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:19 pm
Dangaman is clearly yet to climb down from the climactic novelty of Cyprus attaining things like "hot running water" and "chairs".
He / she expects the government to be so updated, organised, efficient and imbued with common sense, that it has brought about a system whereby scratchies can be checked online.
Sorry my friend, I rather imagine you'll be waiting a good few years, nay, decades, before such an outlandish western convenience is brought into being.
I'd pop down the Finnegoudes and find one of those gammy legged touts and get your cash. They are in abundance, particularly around the step they sit on outside Goodies, can't imagine why.
I'm quite a fan of the fat one with the greying tash and the enormous bum bag. Probably because, when I was about 7 years old, he was there doing the rounds even then. Much younger, and with less of a limp.
God Bless Cyprus.