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[denizaksulu]

A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets
> up and moves to the First Class section and sits down in a spare seat.
>
> The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
> On producing her cheaper ticket, the hostess tells the blonde
> passenger that she's only paid for Economy and that she will have to
> go and sit in the back. The blonde replies:
>
> "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying
> right here!"
>
> The frustrated flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the
> pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First
> Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The
> co-pilot goes back to the First Class cabin and tries to explain to
> the blonde that because she only paid for Economy she is only entitled
> to an Economy place and she will have to leave and return to her
> original seat.
>
> The blonde replies once again:
> "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying
> just where I am!"
>
> Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that
> he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest
> this blonde woman who won't listen to reason. The pilot says:
>
> "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde and
> over the years I've learnt to speak fluent blonde!" The co-pilot is
> immediately dubious and at the same time curious.
>
> The pilot goes back to the blonde, whispers something in her ear and
> she replies:
>
> "Oh dear, I am sorry, I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her
> seat in the rear of the aircraft. The flight attendant and co-pilot of
> course are amazed and asked the pilot what he said to make her
> return to her seat without any fuss.
>
> The Pilot replies: "I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne".
>

[humanist]

No blondes in Oz :):):):) though I think she is British visiting OZ LOL

[denizaksulu]

No blondes in Oz :):):):) though I think she is British visiting OZ LOL

Thank god for that.

With the largest Greek diaspora being in Oz and the other Mediterranean types, youd outnumber them anyway.

[zan]

[kafenes]

Deniz, is this story somehow related to the TCs in Cyprus?

[denizaksulu]

Deniz, is this story somehow related to the TCs in Cyprus?

No, Kafenes. Its just a joke.

I thought Admin would put it in the Jokes section automatically. They must still be celebrating. At least thats what they did before.

[kafenes]

Deniz, is this story somehow related to the TCs in Cyprus?

No, Kafenes. Its just a joke.

I thought Admin would put it in the Jokes section automatically. They must still be celebrating. At least thats what they did before.

[webbo]

BRILLIANT!!!

Bubbles x