Ben Franklin said,
"In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria".
In a number of carefully controller trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we
drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces.
In other words,
we are consuming 1 kilo of crap.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol
has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Crap
Wine/Beer = Health
Therefore, it's better to
drink wine & talk stupid,
than to drink water
& be full of Shit.
There is no need to thank me
for this valuable information.
I'm doing it as a public service!!!
On that note I think it is time for a New Year Keo. All the best for 2008