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Postby webbo » Sun Dec 30, 2007 3:55 pm

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.
Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict".

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

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Postby raymanuva » Sun Dec 30, 2007 4:26 pm

:D lol
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Postby paliometoxo » Sun Dec 30, 2007 4:52 pm

ouch crazy women!!!! what about that one woman who bit off the guys dick.. what is it with u women and cutting mens dicks off :S
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Postby Bill » Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:59 pm

Perhaps she was trying to get some heat back into the relationship :shock: ~~ or or just another woman trying to start a flaming argument :roll:

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Postby Stout » Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:19 pm

Maybe the geezer had been "dipping his wick" elsewhere and the woman decided to light it for him. :lol:
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Postby denizaksulu » Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:31 pm

Stout wrote:Maybe the geezer had been "dipping his wick" elsewhere and the woman decided to light it for him. :lol:



They were divorced and he failed to get the message. Ouch :cry:
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Re: Woman ignites penis

Postby Hazza » Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:39 pm

webbo wrote:
The attack climaxed



Unfortunate choice of words there :lol:
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Re: Woman ignites penis

Postby webbo » Mon Dec 31, 2007 8:57 am

Hazza wrote:
webbo wrote:
The attack climaxed



Unfortunate choice of words there :lol:


Well spotted!
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Postby DANGAMAN » Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:56 pm

It is very cold there & expensive, maybe she thought it was a cheap way to stay warm!!!

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