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Birds and the Bees!

Postby webbo » Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:47 pm

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

Bubbles x 8)
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Postby Bill » Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:56 pm

How do you stop your partner giving you oral sex ~~~ marry her :evil:

Bill ~~ who thinks oral sex is ~~~~ just talking about it . :roll:
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Postby bigdog » Sun Dec 30, 2007 3:03 pm

Bill wrote:How do you stop your partner giving you oral sex ~~~ marry her :evil:



VERY TRUE BILL!!! :D
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Postby webbo » Sun Dec 30, 2007 3:04 pm

Bill wrote:How do you stop your partner giving you oral sex ~~~ marry her :evil:

Bill ~~ who thinks oral sex is ~~~~ just talking about it . :roll:


Boom, Boom!! :lol: :lol:

B x 8)
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Re: Birds and the Bees!

Postby Bill » Sun Dec 30, 2007 3:17 pm

webbo wrote:
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

Bubbles x 8)


Hmm ~ pearl necklace :oops: ~~ err ~~ I believe ~~ or so I'm told anyway ~~ err ~~ honest :shock: .

Oh dear ~~ way over the top ~~ I'll get my coat :roll:

Bill ~~ who thought a gob job was a smack in the mouth :?
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Postby DANGAMAN » Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:11 pm

Why do they call a blow JOB

Not much blowing either

work that one out!!!

Women can call it what they want... No compalints on my side
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