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[DINOS SKALIOTIS]

hi forum,

i`ve just been to the toilet and realised that there is no toilet paper!!!

now due to a political problem the corner shop wont sell any to me!

any ideas what i could do apart from draw 111 on my newly limestone tiled walls?

any help would be really appreciated !

thanks in advance, ta

[Stout]

Andrew's of Palmers Green might be able to help, they have a shit load of scrap paper.

[DINOS SKALIOTIS]

Andrew's of Palmers Green might be able to help, they have a shit load of scrap paper.

no i`ve tried them and they wont come to chingford, i would have to make my way to palmers greek, and i dont fancy travelling that far with clinkers!

mind you my wife has never been there and i could kill 2 birds with 1 stone

[boomerang]

get to sophia to come over...

[DINOS SKALIOTIS]

get to sophia to come over...

what and wipe my arse on her you mean? i`m worried it would be dirtier then than when i started

[Stout]

DINOS, I am new to this forum, I thought it might be a good idea to get involved with some discussions, I must say that I am a little disappointed with what I have read and I think I may have made a mistake in joining.
I was under the impression that the object of making contact with each other was to resolve certain issues, I cannot imagine that any such outcome is possible here, I must therefore withdraw from this forum as I am sure I do not fit in.
I wish all members a Happy New Year, thanks to all of you who have made me welcome, I need a little more time studying the humour here, at the moment it is beyond my comprehension.

[boomerang]

get to sophia to come over...

what and wipe my arse on her you mean? i`m worried it would be dirtier then than when i started

well it's either that or make sure you got short fingernails...



Try napkins or tissues re...

[DINOS SKALIOTIS]

DINOS, I am new to this forum, I thought it might be a good idea to get involved with some discussions, I must say that I am a little disappointed with what I have read and I think I may have made a mistake in joining.
I was under the impression that the object of making contact with each other was to resolve certain issues, I cannot imagine that any such outcome is possible here, I must therefore withdraw from this forum as I am sure I do not fit in.
I wish all members a Happy New Year, thanks to all of you who have made me welcome, I need a little more time studying the humour here, at the moment it is beyond my comprehension.

this morning i and a good few others welcomed you wholeheartedly, but i notice that you chose to defend another member tonight who chose to be rude and swear at me just for telling a joke! no problem! you made your choice, and people who know me know that i`m always gonna have some kind of answer so out of me and paul there was only ever gonna be 1 winner! now i find all the political squabbling on here a bit childish and boring tbh, i would rather just have a joke, but i suppose there are`nt too many on here that are on my wavelength so i just make the most of it, it`s each to their own i guess!
as for you leaving well i think that`s a shame and weak! when i started out i got banned for 2 weeks but who cares, i think now that people know what i`m like and most seem to speak to me ok, i still reckon you should give it a go and stop being such a tart

[DINOS SKALIOTIS]

get to sophia to come over...

what and wipe my arse on her you mean? i`m worried it would be dirtier then than when i started

well it's either that or make sure you got short fingernails...



Try napkins or tissues re...

i`ve let the clinkers get nice and dry and later on i will pick them off like scabs!

[webbo]

hi forum,

i`ve just been to the toilet and realised that there is no toilet paper!!!

now due to a political problem the corner shop wont sell any to me!

any ideas what i could do apart from draw 111 on my newly limestone tiled walls?

any help would be really appreciated !

thanks in advance, ta

Sad news for a Mackem, Cockney GC!!

B x