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[Bill]

The number is 020 followed by 88828763.

If calling from Greece the number will be

0044 208 882 8763

Bill

[Stout]

Well done Bill, I reckon paul47 needs a bit of help, any fool can take the piss out of a man with problems.
Happy New Year to you .

[DINOS SKALIOTIS]

telephone boxes in greece are usually blue and silver, you can tell them by the fact that they say telephone over the top of them!

what you do is put some euros in the slot hold the blue plastic thing in one hand, (1 end of it up to your ear, and the bottom end of it where the wire comes out from next to your mouth, or in your case paul next to your arse)

then using your free hand dial the number (you can tell which numbers to press as there are little inscriptions on the buttons)

wait you will hear a ringing tone then someone will speak! if as i suspect you dont have the use of both your hands then you will find that greeks are very helpfull and will oblige you!

by the way good luck and i find it very heartening that down syndrome people like yourself are trying out new things in this sometimes confusing and scary world!

also i think you may find that athens has special needs toilets for you to use, dont be shy to ask if you get confused about which end to wipe!

[DINOS SKALIOTIS]

Well done Bill, I reckon paul47 needs a bit of help, any fool can take the piss out of a man with problems.
Happy New Year to you .

i agree with you ! that man has serious problems

[DINOS SKALIOTIS]

Our backup plan was to go with Grimaldi but have found out, because of political reasons we cannot get on in Greece.

What political reasons? Maybe you can get a ferry to Italy and from there to Cyprus?

there is no political reason sotos! the kalamarathes just thought lets have a laugh with these 2 hahaha

[paul47]

Hi everyone.
We thank all you sensible people for your help..........especially Pubdog2. we will certainly use your information. As for you Dino (dog of Fred Flintstone) you are the biggest inbred imbocilic simpleton (and you can ask your friends what it means if the words are too big for you) i have ever had the unfortunate experience of encountering. You are certainly the type of person that brings shame to our country and i dare say the Cypriots feel the same.
we may have encountered problems but one way or another we will solve them, your only hope is a miracle from God and you may find he even he has his limits.
Anyway, you are boring us both now so go away and have a nice simple life.

Kind Regards


Paul47

PS: Seeing as you are not busy, can you deliver a small kebab with chilli sauce, seperate salad and small portion of fries please.
Deliver it to 124 dingaling country (you should know the area, plenty of inbreeding that part of Cyprus). And dont let your sister (who probably looks like Fatima Whitbread) get to it first or there will be none left for me.
It must be very confusing for you on Fathers day.

Who's your Daddy?

[DINOS SKALIOTIS]

Hi everyone.
We thank all you sensible people for your help..........especially Pubdog2. we will certainly use your information. As for you Dino (dog of Fred Flintstone) you are the biggest inbred imbocilic simpleton (and you can ask your friends what it means if the words are too big for you) i have ever had the unfortunate experience of encountering. You are certainly the type of person that brings shame to our country and i dare say the Cypriots feel the same.
we may have encountered problems but one way or another we will solve them, your only hope is a miracle from God and you may find he even he has his limits.
Anyway, you are boring us both now so go away and have a nice simple life.

Kind Regards


Paul47

PS: Seeing as you are not busy, can you deliver a small kebab with chilli sauce, seperate salad and small portion of fries please.
Deliver it to 124 dingaling country (you should know the area, plenty of inbreeding that part of Cyprus). And dont let your sister (who probably looks like Fatima Whitbread) get to it first or there will be none left for me.
It must be very confusing for you on Fathers day.

Who's your Daddy?

very good! i like the way that you feel it necessary to insult a whole nation of people with your racist generalisations! you will go far living in cyprus with that kind of attitude i`m sure! as for the jibes about my name, very original! i heard them when i was at primary school! mind you i suppose you have shown us all that your mental age is that of a primary school child! very clever of you to bring my sister into our little discussion, only shame is i dont have a sister! as for my father i`m glad you find it amusing to make jokes about a man that died trying to save his family in a war 34 years ago!

as for your racist stupid remark regarding the kebab shop! i dont run a kebab shop and have never worked in 1! despite what your beloved bnp have told you not all cypriots run such establishments! your need to be racist proves beyond any shadow of a doubt that you have no real wit and have been outclassed by a far cleverer opponent! any how on a brighter note i`m sure that if your minibus business should fail in cyprus there are plenty of cabarets your wife can work in! and as for you there is a gay club in paphos called different that may be "right up your alley" if you know what i mean by the way when you cant get it up you will find many young cypriot virile males only too glad to screw your wife PROPERLY and you can hide in the wardrobe watching through a slightly ajar door whilst wanking with your wife`s tweezers!

[Hazza]

pot....kettle........

Dinos, I really don't think you are in a position to have a dig at others about racism when you start telling people in other threads calling them "Paki lover" "go back on your banana boat" "Paki" and in another couple of threads, you have said to somebody to "stop thinking you are a nigger".

The biggest racist on the forum is yourself Dinos.

[Jerry]

pot....kettle........

Dinos, I really don't think you are in a position to have a dig at others about racism when you start telling people in other threads calling them "Paki lover" "go back on your banana boat" "Paki" and in another couple of threads, you have said to somebody to "stop thinking you are a nigger".

The biggest racist on the forum is yourself Dinos.

I'm inclined to agree Hazza, cheeky jibes are one thing but foul language and racism should not be tolerated. Perhaps admin is on a Christmas break!

[DINOS SKALIOTIS]

pot....kettle........

Dinos, I really don't think you are in a position to have a dig at others about racism when you start telling people in other threads calling them "Paki lover" "go back on your banana boat" "Paki" and in another couple of threads, you have said to somebody to "stop thinking you are a nigger".

The biggest racist on the forum is yourself Dinos.

suck my cock!