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First time I "stayed over" at my wifes flat way before we were eventually married she "phoned a friend" to find out what English people had for breakfast so she could cook up a typical English breakfast for me.

I was completely unaware of the phone conversations as I was in bed struggling to recover from the excesses of the night before .

Anyway her friend told here she believed that englishmen always had egg bacon sausage and tomatoes for breakfast so that's what she made .

I was woken up with a kiss and a smile ~ a tray plonked in front of me with the words "I English food" ~ something I couldn't complain about going by the night before.

Staring at me on the tray were two very hard boiled boiled eggs rolling around the plate out of their shells ~ a piece of lunza ~ a loukanika sausage and a full salad with lots and lots of raw tomato all soaked in olive oil and lemon juice.

Something wasn't quite right with the translation "English breakfast" somehow

It was unusual to say the least but I gave her full marks for trying .

Bill

Your wife sounds wonderful. Try to recapture moments like that Bill and things should get better and better for 2008.

he still hasnt answered my question!

[phoenix]

First time I "stayed over" at my wifes flat way before we were eventually married she "phoned a friend" to find out what English people had for breakfast so she could cook up a typical English breakfast for me.

I was completely unaware of the phone conversations as I was in bed struggling to recover from the excesses of the night before .

Anyway her friend told here she believed that englishmen always had egg bacon sausage and tomatoes for breakfast so that's what she made .

I was woken up with a kiss and a smile ~ a tray plonked in front of me with the words "I English food" ~ something I couldn't complain about going by the night before.

Staring at me on the tray were two very hard boiled boiled eggs rolling around the plate out of their shells ~ a piece of lunza ~ a loukanika sausage and a full salad with lots and lots of raw tomato all soaked in olive oil and lemon juice.

Something wasn't quite right with the translation "English breakfast" somehow

It was unusual to say the least but I gave her full marks for trying .

Bill

Your wife sounds wonderful. Try to recapture moments like that Bill and things should get better and better for 2008.

he still hasnt answered my question!

Re, don't use Greek swear words . . . they are more embarrassing than in English

Efharisto

[DINOS SKALIOTIS]

First time I "stayed over" at my wifes flat way before we were eventually married she "phoned a friend" to find out what English people had for breakfast so she could cook up a typical English breakfast for me.

I was completely unaware of the phone conversations as I was in bed struggling to recover from the excesses of the night before .

Anyway her friend told here she believed that englishmen always had egg bacon sausage and tomatoes for breakfast so that's what she made .

I was woken up with a kiss and a smile ~ a tray plonked in front of me with the words "I English food" ~ something I couldn't complain about going by the night before.

Staring at me on the tray were two very hard boiled boiled eggs rolling around the plate out of their shells ~ a piece of lunza ~ a loukanika sausage and a full salad with lots and lots of raw tomato all soaked in olive oil and lemon juice.

Something wasn't quite right with the translation "English breakfast" somehow

It was unusual to say the least but I gave her full marks for trying .

Bill

Your wife sounds wonderful. Try to recapture moments like that Bill and things should get better and better for 2008.

he still hasnt answered my question!

Re, don't use Greek swear words . . . they are more embarrassing than in English

Efharisto

it`s not a swear word! it`s a part of the human body!

dont tell me that a modern forward thinking girl like you finds sex dirty!

i`m surprised at you phoenix!

[webbo]

First time I "stayed over" at my wifes flat way before we were eventually married she "phoned a friend" to find out what English people had for breakfast so she could cook up a typical English breakfast for me.

I was completely unaware of the phone conversations as I was in bed struggling to recover from the excesses of the night before .

Anyway her friend told here she believed that englishmen always had egg bacon sausage and tomatoes for breakfast so that's what she made .

I was woken up with a kiss and a smile ~ a tray plonked in front of me with the words "I English food" ~ something I couldn't complain about going by the night before.

Staring at me on the tray were two very hard boiled boiled eggs rolling around the plate out of their shells ~ a piece of lunza ~ a loukanika sausage and a full salad with lots and lots of raw tomato all soaked in olive oil and lemon juice.

Something wasn't quite right with the translation "English breakfast" somehow

It was unusual to say the least but I gave her full marks for trying .

Bill

What, no beans or mushrooms?!?!

I think that is a very sweet story Bill, I do hope you did the same for your wife too.

Bubbles x

[Bill]

What, no beans or mushrooms?!?!

I think that is a very sweet story Bill, I do hope you did the same for your wife too.

Bubbles x

More than that Bubbles I had to spend the next three years cooking because she couldn't bloody cook.

This came to a end when I spoke to her mum and comp;ained about her daughter being useless in the kitchen and how she waited til I got home from work for me to make the evening meal.

A couple of smacks around the head from her mum seemed to do the trick and all of a sudden she started cooking ~ although it was hit and miss at the beginning

Bill

[Bill]

what marks did you give her for the nightime activities though?

Again full marks for trying

Bill

[webbo]

What, no beans or mushrooms?!?!

I think that is a very sweet story Bill, I do hope you did the same for your wife too.

Bubbles x

More than that Bubbles I had to spend the next three years cooking because she couldn't bloody cook.

This came to a end when I spoke to her mum and comp;ained about her daughter being useless in the kitchen and how she waited til I got home from work for me to make the evening meal.

A couple of smacks around the head from her mum seemed to do the trick and all of a sudden she started cooking ~ although it was hit and miss at the beginning

Bill

Got to love the girl for trying Surprised you lasted so long before running to mama though!!!

Bubbles x

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what marks did you give her for the nightime activities though?

Again full marks for trying

Bill

glad to hear it bill......but....

a cypriot man would have sorted that cooking situation out straight away!

[Bill]

Well I was in luurve wasn't I .
Actually it was a good arrangement ~ I cooked and she obliged later in the night in return .

I've often regretted complaining to her mum since

Bill ~~ who once bought a packet of Viagra and ended up giving them away

[webbo]

[quote="Bill"]Well I was in luurve wasn't I .
Actually it was a good arrangement ~ I cooked and she obliged later in the night in return .

I've often regretted complaining to her mum since

Bill ~~ who once bought a packet of Viagra and ended up giving them away [/quote]

Have to beg the question 'Why' or are you just bragging?!?
B x