[size=18]I don't mean to sound abrupt but why do all cypriot me stink of Bio?? do they not know what deoderant is? do they not have any sences of smell?
This is what reminds me of a Greek Cypriot male today:
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You Smell!!
You Smell!!
by Sophia1 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:45 am
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by Sophia1 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:42 am
virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come
over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex.
* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
* * * * * * * * *
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
* * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."
* * * * * * * * *
over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex.
* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
* * * * * * * * *
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
* * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."
* * * * * * * * *
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Re: You Smell!!
by DANGAMAN » Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:28 am
Sophia1 wrote:[size=18]I don't mean to sound abrupt but why do all cypriot me stink of Bio?? do they not know what deoderant is? do they not have any sences of smell?
This is what reminds me of a Greek Cypriot male today:
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Sorry girl but I have to say this: Either you have been hanging out with the wrong men...Or you have been smelling the wrong parts of their body... at the wrong time of the day...
By the way I have a joke...
I knew this girl who had a Tattoo of a seashell between her thighs...
If you put your head by the seashell YOU COULD SMELL THE FISH...
The moral of the story is that MEN can also smell... We just don't talk about it
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by phoenix » Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:57 am
Hello Sophia
I didn't see your very funny joke until this morning.
I hope you are trying to ingratiate yourself with it. If I am not wrong you are an OK person but you have a way of getting attention by overstating your mind.
It takes about 7 hours for the bacteria on the body to cause natural perspiration to smell . . . so if you wash every 7 hours you will not smell.
However you would probably lose all sex appeal too. In men the stronger smell is provided by testosterone so the greater the male sex hormone levels are the stronger the smell
But if you would rather smell artificial chemicals than real men, then that's up to you.
And yes I am over 30 years old . . . and I work out a lot so I have frequent showers. I have never had any complaints
I didn't see your very funny joke until this morning.
I hope you are trying to ingratiate yourself with it. If I am not wrong you are an OK person but you have a way of getting attention by overstating your mind.
It takes about 7 hours for the bacteria on the body to cause natural perspiration to smell . . . so if you wash every 7 hours you will not smell.
However you would probably lose all sex appeal too. In men the stronger smell is provided by testosterone so the greater the male sex hormone levels are the stronger the smell
But if you would rather smell artificial chemicals than real men, then that's up to you.
And yes I am over 30 years old . . . and I work out a lot so I have frequent showers. I have never had any complaints
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