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Postby Sophia1 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:45 am

[size=18]I don't mean to sound abrupt but why do all cypriot me stink of Bio?? do they not know what deoderant is? do they not have any sences of smell?

This is what reminds me of a Greek Cypriot male today:

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Postby phoenix » Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:49 am

Oh you are back Sophia1. :shock:

Still trying to spread your bad news? Maybe you can buy them all some soap for Christmas :roll:
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Postby Sophia1 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:33 am

Hey Phoenix how you doing???

no not soap deoderant... are you over 30?? then you probably stink too lol
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Postby Sophia1 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:35 am

I actually do have a joke and a good one, would you like to hear it?
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Postby Sophia1 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:42 am

virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come

over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

* * * * * * * * *
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Re: You Smell!!

Postby DANGAMAN » Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:28 am

Sophia1 wrote:[size=18]I don't mean to sound abrupt but why do all cypriot me stink of Bio?? do they not know what deoderant is? do they not have any sences of smell?

This is what reminds me of a Greek Cypriot male today:

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Sorry girl but I have to say this: Either you have been hanging out with the wrong men...Or you have been smelling the wrong parts of their body... at the wrong time of the day...

By the way I have a joke...

I knew this girl who had a Tattoo of a seashell between her thighs...

If you put your head by the seashell YOU COULD SMELL THE FISH...

The moral of the story is that MEN can also smell... We just don't talk about it

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Postby phoenix » Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:57 am

Hello Sophia

I didn't see your very funny joke until this morning.

I hope you are trying to ingratiate yourself with it. If I am not wrong you are an OK person but you have a way of getting attention by overstating your mind.

It takes about 7 hours for the bacteria on the body to cause natural perspiration to smell . . . so if you wash every 7 hours you will not smell.

However you would probably lose all sex appeal too. In men the stronger smell is provided by testosterone so the greater the male sex hormone levels are the stronger the smell :lol:

But if you would rather smell artificial chemicals than real men, then that's up to you.

And yes I am over 30 years old . . . and I work out a lot so I have frequent showers. I have never had any complaints :D
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Postby Sophia1 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:32 pm

You people are so pointless man..
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Postby Sophia1 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:35 pm

Your a joker teaching me about how sweat is formed as if Im thick or somthing you F**king idiot.. Your the one thats stupid not me.. If you don't like the joke piss off..
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Postby Bill » Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:43 pm

I had a goat called Sophie and boy did she smell ~ her breath was rank too.

But of course she was a goat and therefore expected to smell awful.

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