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Postby Sophia1 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:32 pm

Oops sorry Im 19 I thought you have to be over 21 to be on this.. oh man got caught.. Ohhh that phoenix!!

Im sure you have to be 18..
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Postby DINOS SKALIOTIS » Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:32 pm

Sophia1 wrote:Did you go by yourself to Cyprus Dino?


i have been both by myself and with others, why?
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Postby Sophia1 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:34 pm

Dino I do not care mate sorry
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Postby DINOS SKALIOTIS » Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:37 pm

Sophia1 wrote:Oops sorry Im 19 I thought you have to be over 21 to be on this.. oh man got caught.. Ohhh that phoenix!!

Im sure you have to be 18..


phoenix is a strong cypriot woman who sticks to what she believes and would fight for her country and what she believes is right!

maybe you should take leaf out of her book! nobody is prefect but at least some of us would like to try and make a difference
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Postby phoenix » Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:40 pm

DINOS SKALIOTIS wrote:
Sophia1 wrote:Oops sorry Im 19 I thought you have to be over 21 to be on this.. oh man got caught.. Ohhh that phoenix!!

Im sure you have to be 18..


phoenix is a strong cypriot woman who sticks to what she believes and would fight for her country and what she believes is right!

maybe you should take leaf out of her book! nobody is prefect but at least some of us would like to try and make a difference


DINOS if you click on the link I posted above, you will find that Sophia changes her story to suit whatever she wants. She just seems to be out to give Cypriots a bad name.
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Hope this helps.

Postby Sega » Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:44 pm

Sophia1 wrote:[size=18]I don't mean to sound abrupt but why do all cypriot me stink of Bio?? do they not know what deoderant is? do they not have any sences of smell?

This is what reminds me of a Greek Cypriot male today:

[youtube][/youtube][/list][/GVideo][/url]


Hope this helps you understand.

I too have thought why do Cypriot men smell more than usual. I feel it boils down to a number of factors; the first factor is the obvious heat. When it is hot people sweat more. You might find that smells along with sound waves travel faster in a hot climate. This is clearly noticed in the winter and summer seasons. Also heat helps the germs multiply faster, take into consideration why people use fridges. With regards to the climate, in order to maintain a fragrance-free environment you will have to be more hygienic than what you would in a cold climate, hence the difference between the UK and Cyprus. It is not necessary Cypriot men that are at fault, it might just be the environment.

The second factor is the type of clothing worn. Low quality fabrics don't go well with sweat, subsequently the person's sweat is stored in this low-grade fabric and later matures into this awful smell. I feel the best way to avoid this is to wear 100% cotton fabrics. If anybody has any other materials best worm to assist in the problem please state them. I noticed from a personal viewpoint that when I wore the low-quality clothing bought from Cypriot clothes shops I would smell within minutes (not saying that all clothes bought in Cyprus are of subquality standard)

The third factor is deodorant. The most effective deodorant is the fragrance-free deodorant. My personal favorite is the one bought at Clinique, it costs around £10 so it's not cheap. I do find that cheap deodorant like Lynx are nowhere as effective.

Another factor is change of clothes; people even go as far as to wear the same clothing the next day which can cause the smells to mature to an even grater smell. It is essential to have a shower daily but most do neglect this, especially when attempting to save money of water bills.

Smells can be associated to their diet and lifestyle. I must warm you Sofia1 not all men smell, the occupation of the person also plays a huge role. You can associate bad smells with labouring jobs, normally office & sale jobs dont have these smells linked to their occupation. If a persons main diet is burgers he is likely to sweat more and depending on the deodorant smell.


Hopefully this would help you understand, for the record I am a Cypriot man and I do not smell.
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Postby DINOS SKALIOTIS » Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:45 pm

phoenix wrote:
DINOS SKALIOTIS wrote:
Sophia1 wrote:Oops sorry Im 19 I thought you have to be over 21 to be on this.. oh man got caught.. Ohhh that phoenix!!

Im sure you have to be 18..


phoenix is a strong cypriot woman who sticks to what she believes and would fight for her country and what she believes is right!

maybe you should take leaf out of her book! nobody is prefect but at least some of us would like to try and make a difference


DINOS if you click on the link I posted above, you will find that Sophia changes her story to suit whatever she wants. She just seems to be out to give Cypriots a bad name.


dont worry i had her sussed the minute she opened her little chav north london slutty cyber-mouth! :lol: it`s a wind up thats all!
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Re: Hope this helps.

Postby DINOS SKALIOTIS » Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:48 pm

Sega wrote:
Sophia1 wrote:[size=18]I don't mean to sound abrupt but why do all cypriot me stink of Bio?? do they not know what deoderant is? do they not have any sences of smell?

This is what reminds me of a Greek Cypriot male today:

[youtube][/youtube][/list][/GVideo][/url]


Hope this helps you understand.

I too have thought why do Cypriot men smell more than usual. I feel it boils down to a number of factors; the first factor is the obvious heat. When it is hot people sweat more. You might find that smells along with sound waves travel faster in a hot climate. This is clearly noticed in the winter and summer seasons. Also heat helps the germs multiply faster, take into consideration why people use fridges. With regards to the climate, in order to maintain a fragrance-free environment you will have to be more hygienic than what you would in a cold climate, hence the difference between the UK and Cyprus. It is not necessary Cypriot men that are at fault, it might just be the environment.

The second factor is the type of clothing worn. Low quality fabrics don't go well with sweat, subsequently the person's sweat is stored in this low-grade fabric and later matures into this awful smell. I feel the best way to avoid this is to wear 100% cotton fabrics. If anybody has any other materials best worm to assist in the problem please state them. I noticed from a personal viewpoint that when I wore the low-quality clothing bought from Cypriot clothes shops I would smell within minutes (not saying that all clothes bought in Cyprus are of subquality standard)

The third factor is deodorant. The most effective deodorant is the fragrance-free deodorant. My personal favorite is the one bought at Clinique, it costs around £10 so it's not cheap. I do find that cheap deodorant like Lynx are nowhere as effective.

Another factor is change of clothes; people even go as far as to wear the same clothing the next day which can cause the smells to mature to an even grater smell. It is essential to have a shower daily but most do neglect this, especially when attempting to save money of water bills.

Smells can be associated to their diet and lifestyle. I must warm you Sofia1 not all men smell, the occupation of the person also plays a huge role. You can associate bad smells with labouring jobs, normally office & sale jobs dont have these smells linked to their occupation. If a persons main diet is burgers he is likely to sweat more and depending on the deodorant smell.


Hopefully this would help you understand, for the record I am a Cypriot man and I do not smell.


forget it man sega man! she has been shagging the sri-lankans and doesnt realise they are not cypriots :lol:
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Postby Sophia1 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:48 pm

phoenix ,no I do not that is so not true!! you give your selves a bad name, I do not have to say anything..

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Postby Sophia1 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:50 pm

Hey Sega

Thanks for that babes xx
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