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Postby Sophia1 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:36 pm

This is meant to be the jokes forum ass hole go away..
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Postby DINOS SKALIOTIS » Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:40 pm

Sophia1 wrote:You sound like the most biggest ass hole going mate but each to there own..


you say you were brought up in england! i would love to meet your english teacher and give them a slap! you cant say and i quote "most biggest ass hole" oh, and by the way ass is an americanism, so stop watching mtv wishing you were a nigger you silly bint! i think the biggest arse hole must be your dad! oh, and by the way next time you come to cyprus if you want to find a real cypriot man that doesnt smell my tip to you is stop shagging the pontians, and gypsies, and paki`s! maybe you cant tell the difference like :wink:
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Postby DINOS SKALIOTIS » Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:42 pm

Sophia1 wrote:This is meant to be the jokes forum ass hole go away..


the biggest joke is that when you were born the midwife slapped your mother
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Postby Sophia1 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:47 pm

Who the hell are you to talk you dumb cypriot caveman??? If you don't know how to speak our western chat then do not chat at all, stick to your f**ked up greek, my lingo is fine your the one that cant talk proper Greek it has been messed up for years!!

lol lol lol
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Postby Sophia1 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:50 pm

At least my mum had a midwife what did your mum have?? or have a pair of tongs??

lol lol lol
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Postby Sophia1 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:51 pm

You want to start geezer seriously you don't know who your messing with... ok lets go!!

Your mother is so DUMB she got hit by a parked car....
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Postby Sophia1 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:53 pm

Your mother is so hairy she use to wrap you up in her pubes to keep you warm...

lol lol
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Postby Sophia1 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:54 pm

Moore??
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Postby Sophia1 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:01 pm

Thought so seriously you don't try and curse us we will eat you alive.. I just hope one day you don't start giving it to all the new Europeans, you would probably end up stabbed..

Take my free advise xx
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Postby DINOS SKALIOTIS » Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:04 pm

Sophia1 wrote:Who the hell are you to talk you dumb cypriot caveman??? If you don't know how to speak our western chat then do not chat at all, stick to your f**ked up greek, my lingo is fine your the one that cant talk proper Greek it has been messed up for years!!

lol lol lol


firstly, who told you i live in cyprus? your "western chat" as you put it is a fusion of yank nigger and chav! as for my greek how would you know anyway?
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